A day in the life of a….

7am- Wake up
8am- Send girls off to school.  Tell them they can “change the world.”
9am -Meeting to figure out how to spend another trillion dollars
11 am: Interview with Diane Sawyer about the new $5,000 swing set for the girls
noon: lunch
1pm: Fly around in Air Force One. Land a lot. Ensuring lots of press coverage of smiling and waving.
3pm: College Basketball picks
4 pm: Write letters to high school kids across America telling them their “future is bright”
5 pm: Text  your VP a picture of your tie choices and ask him which you should wear on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
6pm: Dinner
11 pm: Jay Leno