Your water broke on my shoe

We all wonder when we’re expecting where our water will break. Will it be in the middle of the night in the privacy of our own home (bathroom preferable) or on a suede couch in front of all your colleagues at a staff meeting? I’m about 10 weeks from finding out and the worry is invading my dreams a bit. I dreamed I was at one of my favorites restaurants in Richmond, VA- Kitchen 64 and as I walked back from the ladies room my water broke and some splashed on this old guy’s nice shoe. He looked miffed and I apologized but then his sneer really irked me and I said “Look mister (yes I said mister in my dream) I’m again really sorry but at least you’ll have something new and different to say to your wife when you get home…”

Hi Bob, how was your day?- Martha
It was great. Some pregnant lady’s water broke on my shoe- Bob

So Lupe when you want to come out, make sure it’s in a funny place, it makes it more interesting.